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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.


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* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


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* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.


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* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


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"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
 abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
 last time you needed one?"

-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal


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