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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
Chinese couldn't care less.
* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
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