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Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
           intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
           it has never tried to contact us."


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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.


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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,


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"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle


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