Today's quotes [1.8.11]
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Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.
"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
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