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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
   him keep her. - Sacha Guitry


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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne


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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
 I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File


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"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
 A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
 But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_."
                        -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"


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