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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. 

     - Woodrow Wilson

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   Fart loud if you love Jesus!


  

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.


  

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'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb

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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains 
go to his head'

Margot Asquith


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