Today's quotes [1.31.11]
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A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference.
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli
Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans
do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what
Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
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