Today's quotes [1.29.11]
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
-- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
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