Today's quotes [1.28.11]
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
front of your eyes.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.
-- Paul Valery
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on...
-- Robert Byrne
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