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"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax


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"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
 'brier' and 'nard'..."
                        -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)


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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
                                album


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"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown


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