Today's quotes [1.25.11]
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A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
-- the Discordian Quote File
"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
-- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.
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