Today's quotes [1.21.11]
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat
out of their skull.
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
- Lazarus Long
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