Today's quotes [1.2.11]
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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.
Sent by Angela
He's so vain every time he masturbates
he dedicates it to a different girl
"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
-- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.
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