Today's quotes [1.19.11]
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me.
- Tim Allen
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. "
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
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