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ON PROBLEM SOLVING
   When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
   resemble a nail.
        -- Abraham Maslow


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ON ECONOMICS
   The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.


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ON DATING
   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.


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ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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ON EXTINCTION
   Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


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