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When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
and demand a refund?
ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
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