Today's quotes [1.12.11]
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"There's more than one way to do it."
-- The Perl Slogan
"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
-- The Windows Perl Slogan
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
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