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Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

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Examine what is said, not who speaks.

(Arabian Proverb)

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That's the trouble with engineers;
They're always trying to change things.

     - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

3. 




"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

4. 




The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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