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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple
reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
husband, "When you
first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out,
and suck your tits
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
For not rising
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that
they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert
himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we
wouldn't be here at all!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only
would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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