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   A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
   anniversary. As the couple
   reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
   husband, "When you
   first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your
   mind?"
   The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out,
   and suck your tits
   dry."
   Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
   He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
   


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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?

When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

2. 




Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? 

A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate 

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Tombstone Epitaph:
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising

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   A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that
   they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert
   himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we
   wouldn't be here at all!"
   
   The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only
   would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
   there be any "we" in the first place."


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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