Today's jokes [1.14.11]
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What is the Australian for foreplay?
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
Are you awake, Gwen?
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged
the designers to come out with a bra for
It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who
had moved his restaurant to a new spot in town. The restaurant
owner had been sent a funeral wreath along with a card that read:
The florist realized that he must have mixed up two orders and
shuddered to think of the flowers that should have gone to the
restaurant man.He had sent to the funeral a clover design of
red roses across which was a bright green ribbon bearing the
inscription: BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,
two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second
dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says,
"It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says,
"You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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