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The respiratory disease SARS has killed 30 people in Hong Kong and 
infected over 1,000. Consequently, the Hong Kong Tourism Board has 
dropped its new advertising slogan: "Hong Kong will take your breath 
away!" and replaced it with "There's no place like Hong Kong."

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A sign seen over the toilet paper dispenser in a military "latrine" 
(bathroom): "Another quality product of the 3M company, sandpaper 
division."

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You 
know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a 
psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to 
kill you too! 

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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