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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece


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The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

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* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.


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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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