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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd


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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

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"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
 the territory."

-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers


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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh


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