Today's quotes [9.4.10]
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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."
- Steven Wright
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
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