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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

     - Lazarus Long 

1. 




A wedding.  A handshake.  A kiss.  A coronation.  A parade.  A
dance.  A meal.  A graduation.  A Mass.  A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
        A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.  
        A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
        --Frederick Buechner

2. 




"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51


3. 




"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
 topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
 marketing, not an article on information technology."

-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html


4. 




"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York 
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"

                                            - Richard Jeni

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