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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid 

1. 




The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

2. 




Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

3. 




When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

4. 




"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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