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Sorry, my mind was wandering.  One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.


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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."

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I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

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