Today's quotes [9.28.10]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
If I had done what President Clinton did
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."
Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.
-- Paul Valery
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