Today's quotes [9.27.10]
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
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