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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."

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People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

3. 




The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke


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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.


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