Today's quotes [9.25.10]
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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:
"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
"The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
"The early worm was caught by the bird"
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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