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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977

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Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand



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"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen


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Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill


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