Today's quotes [9.23.10]
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.
"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
-- Andrew Rutherford, Karen
Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
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