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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital


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And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
        
                                         --Longfellow

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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997


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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."

                     -- Gallagher -- 

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