Today's quotes [9.21.10]
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone
Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
-- a real newgroup
Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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