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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

                                     - Paula Poundstone

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Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.


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"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe"
                        -- a real newgroup


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Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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