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ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.


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'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

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Happiness is a positive cash flow. 

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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"


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