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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
       the frog usually dies as a result.


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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

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"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
 have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul.  He died to take away man's cellulite."
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster


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