Today's quotes [9.19.10]
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"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
-The Unknown Shakespeare
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.
"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
-- me, true story
"People are always playing with my things."
-- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne
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