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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

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"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny


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Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard

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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

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