Today's quotes [9.18.10]
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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
successful without resorting to software testing..."
-- Unknown, rec.humor.funny
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard
"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so."
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