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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
 taste."
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"


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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

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"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson 

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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots." 

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Ross's Law
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.


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