Today's quotes [9.16.10]
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
Everything takes longer than you expect.
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
- Poul Anderson
"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
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