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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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Everything takes longer than you expect.


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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
                        -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com


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