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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 

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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.


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