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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."



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I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

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