Today's quotes [9.14.10]
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee
Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
"As God once said, and I think rightly..."
Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."
"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
I can resist everything except temptation.
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