Today's quotes [9.13.10]
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"... and call off Christmas!"
-- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what
I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side
of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually
feel a lot better, and no harm done
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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