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That shoe fits him like a glove.

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We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.

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   When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
   The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


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"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
                        -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"


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