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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar
-- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
Act III (1936).
* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
over, the strings are attached.
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