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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.



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Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
           intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
           it has never tried to contact us."


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