Today's poems [9.28.10]
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There was a Bishop from Trawlee
Who went out into the Garden to pee.
He said "Pax Vou Biscum"
I can't make the piss come
It must be the C L A P!
A clever inventor named Krupp
Wore a belt when he wanted to tup.
His mighty dry cells
Made her tits buzz like bells,
And lighted the hall-entrance up.
There was a young fellow named Malcolm
Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum.
He'd always use it
Everytime that he shit,
And found the sensation quite welcome.
There was a young lady named Ransom
Who was rogered three times in a hansom.
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Said, "My name is Simpson, not Sampson!"
There was a young fellow named Price
Who dabbled in all sorts of vice.
He had virgins and boys
And mechanical toys,
And on Mondays... he meddled with mice
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