Today's jokes [9.22.10]
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17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast
if at first you dont succeed...
buy her another drink
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."
"How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.
"I had to help him," the girl replied.
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?
"So you're writing a down-to-earth story?"
"Yes, about a parachute jumper."
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