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Age        IDEAL DATE
        17         He offers to pay
        25         He pays
        35         He cooks breakfast the next morning
        48         He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
        66         He can chew breakfast



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if at first you dont succeed...

buy her another drink 

2. 




A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."
She wailed.
"How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.
"I had to help him," the girl replied.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked
   politician with a dishonest lawyer? 

A. Chelsea 


4. 




"So you're writing a down-to-earth story?"

"Yes, about a parachute jumper."



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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