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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called
into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of
this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you
told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this
is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied "in your advertisement you said
you wanted somebody with imagination."
Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch
A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.
Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by a
theater patron during his show. The hick stands up and
yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass
remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!
We're not all stupid ya know!"
"Relax," said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!"
"Shut up, buddy," the hick replied, "I'm talking to that
little bastard sitting on your knee!"
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