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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large 
drawers.



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 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered 
with golden fried onion rings.



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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis 
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and 
Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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