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This is a true story. My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals
obviously hated Americans -- no matter where we went, we were subject to
rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while
it started to irritate us.
One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and
started looking around. She was the only customer in the store. As she was
looking through the clothes on the rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her
and very abruptly asked if he could help her.
My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she politely declined
his help. She continued to look at the clothes. Then she noticed that
every clerk in the store was staring at her.
Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes. When she could take
this treatment no longer, she turned on her heels, with her head held
high, and left the shop.
As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read...."DryCleaners."
When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by
suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten
class, the little girl was quite indignant.
"No mommy, I don't," she replied,
"because he's only interested in one thing."
Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be.
"Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.
My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball
game when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play volleyball."
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