Today's quotes [8.9.10]
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"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green."
- Troy Peterson
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
-- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"
Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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