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Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton

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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
 meeting..."
                        -- fortune


2. 




"The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to
 the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is
 40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish,
 right?  Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing
 in the larger market.

 We're all computers.
 No, we're everything but mainframes.
 No, we're mini-computers.
 No, we're workstations and servers.
 No, we're servers.
 No, we're... we're... we're out of business."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

4. 




"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

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